A letter to I.T Support from a Desperate Husband

Before this I post A letter to I.T Support from Desperate Wife. It was taken from friends of friends who posted it on FB. Let's see and read this letter from a Desperate Husband. It might be hilarious, but with message inside.

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Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the nice words, attentions, listening and hugging applications that had operated flawlessly under Girlfriend 5.0.

In addition, Wife 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Nagging 5.0, Housecleaning 3.0 and Unattentive 2.0.

And now Beautifying 8.0 no longer runs and Romantic 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Attention 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Husband

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Reply:

Dear Desperate Husband,

First keep in mind:

Girlfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Wife 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I LOVE YOU and download Huge Attention 6.5 to install Understanding 3.0. If all works as designed, Wife 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Caring 3.0 and Compassion 4.0.

But remember, overuse can cause Wife 1.0 to default to Nagging 2.5, Insecurity 7.0, Jealousy 6.1 or OverPower 2.0.

Jealousy 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Stalking.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or re-install another Girlfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Wife 1.0.

In summary, Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Helper a.k.a OrangGaji 2.0, Flowers 3.0, Hugging & Kissing 5.0 and Jewelry 6.9. And you should install in yourself program Helper 3.0 to help your Wife 1.0 so that your Wife 1.0 eventually can improve Appreciation 1.0 and Caring 3.0 for you.

Good Luck,

IT Support

P/s: To be shared with your IT Support team :))